the small of your back the nape of your neck when you tuck your hair behind your ears or when your jaw tenses as you think

try telling that to guys when they ask "boobs or legs?" fucking idiots i'm the "the spaces in between you'll never get to see" man

"she's hot, but a fish in bed" christ, that's rude like you forgot how lucky you were that she even got into bed with you

but that's how sex works in this show so much free porn tv shows that blow up (no, not that blow) men who think not getting laid means they're broken women who think men are pretty in white

nobody is pretty but tenderness is sweet and sometimes, someone comes along, after all your loneliness and gingerly gives you that kiss that lets you know

i'm a leg man almost had you there